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fukin id have a leopod, then surely you could threaten the children with it, and if not still the respect have it eat them unitl the do, after a finger gone they should be well on the way to respect
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U NEVER KNOW WHO THE NOB JOCKEYS ARE THESE DAYS OR WHO TO TRUST
I'd like a leopard, but right now I'd sooner have a cheese toastie.. I don't want the respect of children. They swear, smoke and fight too much these days. Bring back the cane!.. or firearms.
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You could dig a deep hole for the leopard, to help you in the quest for sex. then be really revolted
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id go for......hhmmm......leopard.....but right now, not havin to go to get taught! :'(
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Is there any point? You know i'd kick your ass without using my legs or arms! That's coz i'll get some mean mofo to do it for me! HeHe!
<big>I'd like to own a child
AND
have the respect of leopards</big>
*greed*
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You tell me that I make no difference
Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
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A leopard has good pet credentials..
It meets my main criteria, as it is big enough to ride into town.
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We had this ace book about pets and advice on keeping them. It was set out like a dictionary and had a piece on what to feed em, how dangerous/aggressive they are/how much excercise they need etc.
There werent any leopards but there was a section each for cheetah, elephant, chimpanzee and crocodile. Apparently, the chimp and elephant are more of a threat to their owners than cheetahs.
I want a cheetah. It could be mates with my leopard and eat my respectful children.
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Take a chance as we open up our minds to things that never exist. Holy is the word that I use to clench my fists. You will never see what has gone wrong.
I used to want a cheetah,I watched a documentary on them when I was http://help.microsoft.com/!data/en_u...ossamerica.gif</img> that big.. well, maybe a bit bigger.. i was about 10 i think... and they said that a cheetah would never attack a human, and from then on i've been trying to find a mail order cheetah (not really, but it sounded good)
so yeah, if anyone has a cheetah, i'll buy it off you for 57p
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I'll give u 57p, a button and an old cough sweet.
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I Love Killer Tomato.
I'll give you 59p, a button , and a cough and cold..and i'll throw in the sneezes free!
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.